Can I borrow your face to sit on?

I don’t have a face, someone let me borrow theirs to sit on

I need a face to sit, please borrow me yours 😈

I don't have a place to sit, can I borrow your face?

I need a new seat to sit on, can I borrow your face?

Can I borrow your face so I can sit on it?

[F] My chair broke, can I borrow your face to sit on

Can I borrow your face to sit on

The last view you get before I sit on your face

Can I borrow your face to sit on

Would you be down If I sit on your face? Y or N

Would you let me borrow your face to sit on?