Bud are you sure it’s not gay? I mean you’re sucking on my

bud and I got really drunk last night and well.... one think

“Umm… bud did you mean to text me this?.. wait also is that

“Ummm… Bud, did you mean to text me this ?? … wait….

"Dayymnn Bud! That ass is fat as fuckkkk. Who is ass is that?

"Um.... Bud?...... Did you mean to text me this video of you

“Um… Bud?…. Did you mean to text me this video of you?!?..”

Nah don't worry about it you nasty sloppy jizzwh- I mean bud!

Oh hey bud great outfit, what do you mean I better let you suck

Man, I will NEVER get tired of seeing my bud bouncing on my cock...

" oh fuckkkk bro..damnn you emptied my balls, you can stop now.

Its not gay to mount me, I'm just your little bitch- I mean bud!