I'd never leave the house if I could do this

You’ve never had your ass eaten, bud? Let me show you how good

Never leave the house without my favorite accessory

Bud’s not allowed to leave the house with full balls

Wow bud, I've never seen you this hard before!

I never let my roomie leave the house without a gift from his

Had to pay my bud for the ride to my gf house ;)

My bud told me I should stop wearing thongs around the house,

If I could find a bud that could do this I’d never leave the

My girl loved it to walk around the house in her shortest skirts

I could stay here and kiss you all day like this, bud, and never

Now I never need to leave the house again