This outfit is actually pretty conservative compared to what

I’m not sure why I put a condom on this cucumber… I know

I wouldn’t let you wear a condom

i wouldn't let you wear a condom

First I promised that my bull would wear a condom… then I promised

I hope my tattoo wouldn’t scare you

First I promised he wouldn’t wear a condom, then I promised

I really hope you wouldn’t wear a condom with me

If you were my neighbor, I hope you wouldn’t mind me pissing

This girl wanted me to wear a condom so he wouldn’t notice.

I don’t wear panties at home and I hope that wouldn’t be

I hope you wouldn't be mad if your GF didn't wear panties 😏