My thick ass aunt told my mom she needed me to lay a pipe at

Her husband told me I left her sore the next day… oops

My gf told me she wanted to show her friends her shibari skills.

I’ve been told I’m the fun Milf

Told me I tasted great ;)

When I told him I was a blowjob queen this wasn't what he was

My bud told me it wasn’t gay if he was dressed like a slut

When I told him to fix my pipe this wasn't what he was expecting

When I told him to fix my pipe this wasn't what he was expecting

When I told him to fix my pipe this wasn't what he was expecting

When my husband told me he had a surprise for me, I wasn’t

If I told you I'm married, you'd ask me if I want a creampie