Getting woken up at 6am and waking up the entire apartment building

Just want to be woken up to someone sucking my morning wood

Fell asleep in my pants, got woken up by my morning wood

It seems I've woken up with morning wood! Mind doing me a hot

Can I have your morning wood everyday?

Mom Takes Care Of My Morning Wood - Jennifer Wood

Any morning wood that would love to be woken up like this?

got woken up by his morning wood

got woken up by his morning wood

Woke up with some serious morning wood and clearly needed a release…

got woken up by his morning wood

Tried to sleep in, but got woken up with morning wood