Did you miss my centaur ass? 🍑

I’m just a centaur in a surf shop

Bet you can't handle this centaur ass

You didn’t know you needed to see a centaur in yoga pants did

if there were centaur races my name would be Pretzel Buns

behind every centaur girl is a kitty waiting for her to stop

At the centaur races, you could place your betts on me

A good centaur always lubes her cheeks up

if there were centaur races, my name would be Pretzel Buns

if there were centaur races id be called Jello Mounds

every centaur deserves a good jockey

Centaur certified