Can I seat on your face as my birthday gift

Is your face taken? I need a seat

Take a deep breath darling and i will seat on your face and eat

Your face looks so comfy, mind if I take a seat? 🥰

I think your face is a comfy seat

Your face looks comfy, may I take a seat?

Excuse me sir, is the seat on your face taken

Your face looks like the perfect seat

Today I feel like using your face as my seat

I need a new seat.. how about your face

be a good boy and let me have a seat on your face

Let me take a seat on your face