Definitely feeling mysel[f] a little today. 😌

Do the copter they said. it would be fun they said.

My niece asked where is Dogecoin Going.... I said, "The MOOON!"

I was going to the uber house today, halfway through I felt a

The "it's just air baby" incident revisited. Notice how the professor

Can I pass the exam in this position, Professor?

i’m 19, smash or pass?

I broke up with my bf after he said I have unattractive nipples,

Tinder girl said to fill her up

My dad said I need to be careful what i post, but luckily i don't

You definitely want a taste of my candy

I said we can fuck if I can record it