if the police catch me I will explain to them that I really need

So...can anyone explain why my character is COMPLETELY butt-ass

Do you think I'll look good naked?

Get naked and get in- no time to explain

How do you explain that there is a naked woman on your balcony?

Get naked and get over here- no time to explain

Write "yes" and I'll send you a video of me stripped naked 🌟

Write 'yes' and I'll send you a video of me getting naked 🌟

Say yes if you’d like to see my trans body naked.

Get naked and get over here- no time to explain

Get naked and get over here- no time to explain

How do you explain to your wife that you get hotter looking at