[22, straight] Can someone fetch me a towel 🥺

Can someone bring me a towel?

Hoping someone in this sub appreciates my 8-shot load.

Can someone help me with the towel?

Can someone stop this from going to waste? 😮‍💨

This was supposed to go inside someone special. What do you think?

Wish I could splatter someone with this

Can someone get me a towel?

Will someone wipe me off with a towel after a shower?

can someone lend me a paper towel?

Someone told me to post here, wanna drink from my spout?

Someone told me I might qualify but lmk if you agree :)