Every guy has an insecure, ugly or butterface chick he keeps

ive got 5 guys on speed dial to come eat it

I need a pussy eater at speed dial

Angela has all the babes on speed dial

It’s nice to have a bull on speed dial for when you get some

Have me at your speed dial and I will be there every time

It's not good when your Wife is on speed-dial with her Ex's,

Have me at your speed dial and I will be there every time

Finding out my bull was just around the corner was such a lucky

Finding out my bull was just around the corner was such a lucky

Finding out my bull was just around the corner was such a lucky

Finding out my bull was just around the corner was such a lucky