If my pillow could also eat my ass I’d literally never leave

Give a man a wife like this and he would never leave the house,

I would never leave the house

I’d never leave the house 😫🍑💦🍆

Never leave the house without my thigh highs!

If my pillow had a face I’d never leave the house

[RP] I still can't believe that I caught the Gender Flu...ugh...

You'll never leave the house with a boner

You'll never leave the house without a boner

You'll never leave the house with a boner [oc]

if we dating I'll never leave the house without one load inside

This is why we never leave the house.