does this qualify me for sword swallower?!

A Perfect Sword Swallower

Sword Swallower

A Perfect Sword Swallower

The Sword Swallower

Sword Swallower

A Perfect Sword Swallower

A Perfect Sword Swallower

Sword Swallower

Sword Swallower

Training my bud to become a full-time sword swallower

Sword swallower, rip her throat