When you put the kids to bed upstairs, the parents have fun downstairs.

True or false? Getting out of bed to adult during the apocalypse

It’s 8:30 and I’ve already been in zoom meeting hell. On

“Oh baby you fuck Mommy so good…..Wait what was that? Hon,

shhh just suck it

Now that the kids are gone and the wife is at work I get to relax

catching his kids

Shhh… less talking more sucking 🫦💦

Everyone kids that when we get the kids pool out and have fun.

Absolutely still eye candy after two kids. 🫦

Kids are great for sudden and out of pocket comments

51yo Wifey after two kids, do you like the transition? 😇