I couldn’t find a free chair so I decided to sit on your (f)ace

Need a proper chair to sit tbh :D

beauty undresses while sitting on a chair) but could sit on something

Come, sit on my bed and look me in the eyes

You look like a comfortable chair, I want to sit on you.

Sit on this chair with me

Come sit by me, this chair is so comfy

My butt gets hurt with this chair, can I sit in your face instead?

This is your time out chair for being naughty!

who is ready to offer me something more interesting than a chair

Let's play a game: you're the chair and I'll sit on you.

Badly wanna sit on something.. and it’s not a chair 😉😙