what's the first thing you'd say if you walked into the bathroom

If you caught me in our shared bathroom like this, what's the

If you were my roommate and you caught me in the bathroom jerking,

If u caught me in the bathroom jerking, what's the first thing

If you caught me jerking off in the bathroom and I called you

If we were roommates and you caught me masturbating in the bathroom,

Imagine you walked into my bathroom and caught me masturbating,

If you caught me masturbating in the bathroom, what's the first

If I accidentally left the bathroom door open and you caught

If I accidentally left the bathroom door open and you caught

If you walked into the bathroom and you caught me like this,

If I hadn't closed the bathroom door on purpose and you caught