Shared by the boys

I love Cosy Christmas Jumpers, but I bet you prefer what’s

Im flat as desk but bet you love it

I'm flat as a board, but I bet you would still nail me ;)

Lost a bet to a group of boys in the bar. Told them my hubby

i bet if i wasn’t so flat i’d get more boys

i bet if i wasnt that flat, id get more boys

I bet if i wasn’t so flat i’d get more boys

Boys call me flat. But i love my A cups

I think I'm too small to find a boyfriend irl tbh🥲 boys are

Breeding boys is a lifestyle, not a hobby

They are small but I bet you'd grab em