I came to visit my bros, but they forgot to tell me they grew

Go ahead. Put on her lingerie and shove my dick down your throat.

My roommate found me playing in my panties, so I blew him so

"I can fuckin' tell how much you've been craving this BBC white

My bud caught me dressing like a girl and said he would tell

Dude how many times do I have to tell you? As long as I'm dressed

It’s not gay that you like to dress up and suck cock bro. You

It's not gay if you secretly wanted to do it all along..I won't

After another night of striking out you ask your buddy how he

Please tell me this isn't gay

Tell me something…even if it was gay…would you want me to

Tell me how can this be gay?