I don't remember what made me laugh during this but I don't think

When logic & proportion have (f)allen sloppy dead, remember

Zelda has been a waifu as long as I can remember but botw zelda

always remember to do stretches before a booty workout!

Always remember to wear your sunscreen!

My hubby has to go away for work. Who would like to hang out

i remember having a crush on my teacher who is 45, is it normal?

That’s it Goon away…. Look at me while you drain them balls

A blowjob a day keeps the doctor away

A blowjob a day keeps the doctor away

This is the same mouth that once told me, "You should stay away

While my boyfriend is away.. it’s time to play