My big toe grows an extra little freak toenail that I have to

Bit of backstory, I live in the UK and toenail procedures have

To remove a hook from a shark

to remove a bush.

To remove a tree root by axe

How/where do I go to remove my toenail?

to remove the Palestinian flag

to remove a Pales/tinian flag without consequences

To remove the flag

To remove a pipe bomb.

To Remove An Explicit Add

To remove an explicit ad