I guess the bathroom line in the club was too long..

After a long hike in the woods and no bathroom in sight, I knew

Having to camp out until we close on our new house. The place

Ain’t my fault the bathroom line is so long at this BBQ.

Couldn’t make it to the bathroom in time

Had to pee so bad after a long shift I was glad to even make

The line at the bar bathroom was too long and we had a foursome

I enjoy being a dirty toilet for other men to use. Would you

Long bathroom line

the line to the bathroom was too long so I squatted in the bushes

I hope you won't be mad that I've been in the bathroom so long

The line outside this Starbucks toilet was very long after I