I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Your face looks like a comfortable chair, can I seat

Chair farts 💨 let’s replace this chair 🪑 with your face

May i use your face as my chair next? ;) [twerk]

I wanna use your face as chair and I hope you enjoy it

All I want is to use your face as my new chair

I'm trying to replace my chair with your face!

Where is that face to use as a chair?

I’d rather use your face as a chair

Let me use your face as my new chair.

Hello, chair! Let me borrow that face for a moment

Can your face be my chair on the first date