Pouring you a glass of Chardonnay

I pee in a glass in a car in a parking lot near the mall :3

Thirsty? I really thought that was going to overflow!

She thought it was just a regular night out, but it turned into

She thought it was just another night alone with her toys, but

She thought it was just another day, but then she discovered

She thought it was just a regular shower, but it turned out to

What would be your first thought if you saw me peeing like this

Posted a screenshot of this yesterday and some thought it was

Should I serve it on a glass?

Are you taking a sip or having a glass full?

Sorry about the hair, but I thought my stream looked amazing