Is this an acceptable reason to be late for work?

Feeding me cum is an acceptable reason to wake me up at 2:30am

The only acceptable reason to make me late is if you bend me

I can be the reason you'll be late for work

You are my brother who always had a thing for doing all kinds

I want to be the reason you are late for your study session

The only acceptable reason to get late. Do you agree 💦?

The only acceptable reason to get late. Do you agree 💦?

The only acceptable reason to get late 😈

The only acceptable reason to get late :P

The only acceptable reason to get late 😈

The real reason I'm late for meetings around here