POV: You just asked what’s for dinner.

My father asked me to find out if my mother was cheating or not,

I asked what he wanted for dinner and he said me… throat fucked

My gf asked me to swap bodies with her and attend a work dinner

POV: Your bro said he's hung and you asked him to prove it. 👀

When my husband asked how dinner was, I said “very filling”

Sis asked what I wanted for dinner...I said her and she dropped

Asked a new stranger if he wanted to fuck, he said he'd film

You're my favorite student, and now that finals are over, I figured

POV: you asked if I wanted to be a hotwife and I immediately

POV: I slipped you a note that said 'IOU backshots' at christmas

POV: I slipped you a note that said 'IOU backshots' at christmas