Created a huge puddle of precum, lubed myself up with it, and

Will you catch my load?

It’s such a shame wasting these loads. I need someone to catch

Shame no one was here to catch it instead.

Why weren't you there to catch it?

I came over my shoulder! Shame you weren’t there to catch it

Had to sneak behind the house so my flatmates didn’t catch

Would you catch all of it?

I always make a bit of a mess, shame no one was there to catch

It’s a shame no one was there to catch it

What a shame no one was there to catch it😩

Shame there's no one there to catch it