An actual fountain of pee .. hope this makes your day and if

Looking for a personal toilet.. can I use your mouth?

Looking for a personal toilet.. any volunteers?

Looking for a personal toilet.. any volunteers?

I’m looking for a personal toilet.

Peeing over the bathroom floor while sitting on the toilet lid.

Looking for a personal toilet to dump my pee juice in.

I'm looking for a new toilet, do you want to be mine?

I'm everything you were looking for... You'll be my toilet. My

Toilet broke again...😐Would you use my backup🚽instead?

The first pee of the day has more flavor, I should use your face

Where’s your favorite place to pee other than the toilet? Looking