Both these parts just crack me up. From Moe and Jake’s faces,

had to let my sweaty boobs free, whoops

Flashing in the hotel hallway. Vegas is always fun

Getting fucked by my wife in the hallway

You deserve a good Monday drink and mine is perfect for you.

Whoops, looks like I missed the toilet..

At what age did you realize that you love pee?

I would enjoy it more if you open your mouth..

Spreading my hairy pussy while peeing outside

I came in the hallway of my hotel! Forgot to check for cameras

Whoops I think I dropped something;)

drink me