Ok I guess it was rather mean of me to post just the first two

ok since someone already posted it here without my permission

Guess which one she liked the most?

Your wife wanted to try this guy out she met on tinder to see

She's going to be away for 6 months with him but he's promised

You want to distract me with orgasms? Ok fine, I guess that's

Your gf hasn't fucked you yet because she promised to keep her

I guess if you promised him first it’s ok...

guess my size

I guess...that's OK?

I promised a Redditor I’d post tonight 😘😘

My straight roommate admitted he was curious, but had promised