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Trump shot at rally

Trump almost gets shot at rally

Trump shot at, at Rally

Trump shot during rally

Former President Donal Trump was apparently shot at during his

Trump gets shot in his ear during a his rally in Pennsylvania

Trump shot at rally

U.S President Donald Trump allegedly shot during a rally today.

Donald Trump shot during rally today

I made a slow motion video of the moment (I think) Corey Comperatore

Body shot