hey bro :)

Oh hey bro your girl came over early, I’ll keep her company

Hey bro you never told me your girl was such a good golfer!

Should I unload in your girl’s mouth or yours bro? 💦

Hey bro I think your girl planned on spending the night here

Hey bro thanks for letting your girl come out tonight after work!

Hey bro can you believe your girl didn’t bring a bigger top

Hey bro your girl came over, I’ll keep her company while you’re

Hey bro your girl and I made it to the hotel! It’s a shame

Hey bro! Me and your girl made it to the resort! It sucks your

uhh…f-fuck bro, idk about this…fuck…why…does this feel…so

my bro'ss won't stop hitting on me now that i'm a girl 😵‍💫