let me use your face as a chair ;)

I need a chair, can I borrow your face?

Imagine your face just in the middle

I'm gonna use your face as a chair and you'll love it

Can I use your face like a chair? Any volunteers

A face sure would be nicer than this chair x

Can I use your face like a chair?

F this chair, need a face for this ass

I’m gonna use your face as a chair and you’ll love it

Yes! I'm going to use your face as my chair and mop my juices

I'll make your face my perfect chair

Would you handle me using your face as a chair?