I hate Aleve’s “Not Yet” commercial where a woman has to

She is probably not going to allow anyone cum in her mouth ever

Frolicking in the woods xx

First guy: no problem Second guy: 🤬

Can I distract you from work for a second or two ;)

Would you allow me to wear this if you were my boss? I don’t

Second

Can I distract you from work for a second or two ;)

Allow me to distract you

Don't let me neon hair distract you

Can I distract you for a second?

The perfect space for you to drown your face