My ball python bit me out of nowhere and I’ve no idea why.

Still 5 months away, but you can't pass up a treat this good.

I'm a useless fucking fistfucker. I want to goon my life away.

Why is my ball python dunking his food in his water?

Chasing the Monday blues away….😘💕💋🥰🫦

chose to throw all my bras away this morning

I get so horny right when I wake up I think about a dick almost

I do not know why I made this but here you go

i know the reason why my students keep staring at my boobs

ball python eating

Gooner, you don’t need a brain… and you don’t need to think.

I’ve got my beta male husband little dick and balls locked