Your best friend found the only key to your chastity. Apparently

I can't sit on Santa's lap this year due to Covid regulations..

My ass could use a hard dick to ride, mind letting me use yours?

I hope you don’t mind the cellulite

Someone took my chairs, mind if I share yours?

Do you mind if its bigger than yours?

Mind if I suck yours while I smoke

Mind if i back this up on that 🍆 of yours?😋

Both of our parents went on a couples retreat leaving our older

I love when they tell me what’s on their mind... what’s on

I'm all yours daddy

My ass is yours if you eat it first ;)