Can I give you a lap dance?

Who’s lap can I sit on like this

can you play with me in your lap?

I give good lap dances btw

Come take a seat in ur GF's lap

May I have a chance to sit on your lap

don’t you think it’s perfectly shaped to grind in your lap?

Do I have any chance with a Straight Guy?

Can I sit on your lap?

If you had a chance of pleasuring my body, what would you choose

Can I sit on your lap? 😉🍑

"Hey is that seat taken? No no, I meant your lap..."