There's no water in this bathtub... so why do i [f]eel so wet?

I was wondering why the back of my girlfriends pants had a wet

ends up all wet and not with water haha

Would you bring me a towel? Cause I'm all wet, and it's not from

Why don't you wet me with more than just water?

The water isn’t the only thing wet

I wish it wasn't water that got me wet

Why do right wing, misogynistic alpha men make my knickers wet,

Mummy's so wet and it's not from the water

I'm out of hot water, so why don't you join me and create a hot

Dripping wet, with every curve glistening under the water

Slippery and wet and ready for anything under running water