Be honest: do I need a bigger bikini top?

Do you think I need bigger bikini bottoms?

Her hands are bigger than her bikini

She had been waiting for this moment for weeks. She had bought

The emo goth girl was feeling daring and naughty. She had just

The emo goth girl was feeling a bit naughty. She had been eyeing

I bought the bikini so you have something new to "unpack" next

She was desperate for something bigger. She wanted to feel something

My eyes were bigger than my butthole when I bought this but I’ll

Good thing we bought a bigger couch before my party last weekend

I had booked a trip to Exchange Island, and I unfortunately swapped

I bought the same bikini as your wife