come watch me ride my bathtub’s edge like a racehorse ⋅˚₊‧💦

my bathtub is actually the perfect riding height

My bathtub is the perfect height

come watch me ride my bathtub’s edge

my bathtub’s edge is the perfect height for me

bathtubs are the perfect height for short girls to ride

This bathtub is the perfect riding height for short girls like

The bathtub’s rim is the perfect height to ride

My bathtub’s edge is the perfect secret spot

Come watch me ride my bathtub’s edge

The bathtub is the perfect height for my shenanigans

The perfect height for short girls to ride