“No way, Shrimpdick!” Your now Ex-girlfriend Kat Dennings

So this is me now, I sighed, watching the girl in the mirror

His girlfriend was out for a little while and he needed to fuck

Your girlfriend had such a good time with me, she never realized

My ex never licked it.. Would you?

My girlfriend has never needed two hands with me

My girlfriend has never needed too use two hands with me- that's

I fucking hate Swap Class. My girlfriend needed the extra credit

You'll Never Guess What This Guy Did To Get Back At His Cheating

i never get flirted with

After getting absolutely railed by three strangers who’s faces

Throwback to this buttplug I (23) have had for years. Could never