May i use your face as my chair next sir? ;)

would you let me sit on your face if I urgently needed a chair

Your face is my favorite chair

your face looks like a comfy chair btw

your face looks like a comfy chair btw

Need a face not a chair

Your face looks like a comfy chair

I'm gonna use your face as a chair and you'll love it

I'm gonna intentionally mistake a chair with your face and sit

I want to use your face as a chair

I'm gonna use your face as a chair and you'll love it

May I use your face as my chair?