I’ve been (f)eeling a little sad tonight, so i thought i’d

I never thought I would whore myself, but money is tight!

Some guy pissed me off today so I thought i'd make myself feel

Feeling kinda sad. Tell me your funniest high thought to cheer

Guess you could say I’m really feeling myself right about now

I know, I know, lusting after my own older sister was bad. But

Love teasing myself

Your fat ass mommy thought it was a good idea to come to my apartment

Got the bed all to myself

I thought long and hard about how to entertain myself, so I took

Sometimes I can’t help myself

Tell me what I whore I am for cumming uncontrollably all over