Need help with this uncut morning wood!

I hope I can make somebody smile on this dull Wednesday morning.

Woke up horny af . . Will you come over and help me deal with

Can you help me with my morning wood?

Got your morning dose of cream already? I could help in case

Do you need help with morning stretches? 🫣😈

Need help with your morning stretch?🫣😈

Morning routine..how would you help me wake up?

Would you help me wake up this morning?

Who needs help with their morning stretches 🫣😈

In need of some help with my morning wood..

Who's gonna help me with my morning wood??