Is there a Redditor here who'd take me as their GF?

I turn up to the goon session like this, what you doing?

two for one special!

I always help my buds goon

Need a bud or goonette to play a game with me

Any women gooners want to be on the receiving end of this kind

Join my server on profile for more and to get GOONED

Getting gooned to captions and babecocks if any buds can make

[Hazel Moore] Pale Princess 👑

Now Taking Applications for Slop Slut, submit resume within.

My bud gave me high heels as a joke, so I pranked him back by

Stupidly opened this app and brain started melting I should be