Visualize this scenario: you come home and I'm waiting like this...

I was waiting at the door to welcome him home with my mouth

Welcome home, I’ve been waiting ;)

Welcome home, I’ve been waiting ;)

Welcome home, I’ve been waiting ;)

Welcome home, I’ve been waiting ;)

Welcome home, I’ve been waiting ;)

Welcome home, I’ve been waiting for your wife to leave ;)

Welcome home babe, I’ve been waiting for you

I came home to a surprise party - wifey and her bull friend were

I came home to a surprise party - wifey and her bull friend were

I came home to a surprise party - wifey and her bull friend were