Once again it's Saturday night and instead of being out I'm all

Your tiny cock is so useless, it should be locked up and you

My girlfriend claims my dick is tiny, I think it’s average.

It was a hot summer night and the couple was feeling frisky.

Your tiny dick would never please a woman

I'm tim and I can't please my woman. Here's my tiny dick. Kik

You could never please a woman so put that clit away and let

Your tiny shrimp is so useless, you couldn't please any woman

You're actually kidding me! That tiny shrimp could never please

Is it embarrassing not being able to satisfy a woman with your

I will never touch a tiny useless dick ever again

There’s nothing that gets me off harder than humiliating my