I got a called into work on my day off, as I was driving out

You swore you were straight. You just wanted to see if you’d

M4A playing F. Mom asked me to be the pool boy over the summer

Red pants merched (meaning swore on somebody’s life) on one

She swore she had a hall pass 🤷‍♂️

Look at your sister succumb to your bully. She swore that she

how my goon bro fucks me after we swore we’d keep it straight

I swore off helping goon daddies this morning. Then you hit me

🎶Brain so good, swore she went to college.🎶

i was the girl who swore she'd never try anal

not gay if bro caught me under the mistletoe and said I had to

He swore he was going to pull out. Didn't work