Wish I had someone to take my shirt off instead of doing it myself

Doing laundry was boring, so i folded up my 5ft body & did

Got stabbed doing security. Defended myself after being sucker

(F)ucking myself while thinking of someone from reddit doing

What if I ask you to rob me instead of doing this by myself

Moisturizing myself in the sun, but wishing someone was doing

Just playing a bit with myself. Wish you were doing it instead

I turn myself on so much doing this

I'm touching myself instead of doing the cleaning sorry

Wish I had a girl stroking it instead of doing it myself!

Wouldn’t it be much better if you was doing it instead of me

sorry for touching myself instead of doing the cleaning