and I slap my nuts (face blurred in case future employer finds

Welcum to the future

When you realize Doja Cat Is A Time Traveler, So She Shaved Her

If this ain’t in my future I don’t want it

After online dating and relationships, now we finally have online

The future is here

Can't wait to play florida man simulator.

the future is now

Predicted the future

an edit for future reference (ayanokoji)

This wouldve gotten banned in modern day America

The Future is Now, Old Man